i am the best…woman in quezon city

there is no doubt whatsoever, i am the best woman in quezon city!!!whooh!!! needless to say but i’ll still say it anyway at my 20 something age i have managed to own and manage my own condo, sleep with every tenant and hooked up with my daing na bangus smelling secretary PATTY!!! Korina Sanchez? walang dating sa akin yang fanget na yan! She is just an abs-cbn whore, not THE whore, that would be mwah!!! speaking of whores, i remember i happen to acciddentally stumble upon this site of a girl who is claiming to be a 21-year-old girl when in fact she is already 31. How could she be 21 when she was already around 20 when i entered in miriam college which was oooohhh soooo years ago. i think it was still mary knoll by that time. what a lying bitch!!! i found her site when i searched for my celebrity niece’s site jowee ann marquez! i am so proud of her! exactly the way i feel about myself!!! i am so proud of me too!!! i think i am gonna have a pride bubble burst!!!

My cat Ramon gave birth to three cute kittens, very tiny!!! their names are jesus, jessica, and john. the name john for my cat, i got that from my favorite line of shoes which of course obviously is PRADA!!! Get it pansit?! anyway, who wants to adopt the little kitten who is jessica? you see i dont wanna be unfaithful to the love of my life PATTY. It’s just that everytime i hear jessica purr, i get so horny, i get wet in my panty.Ryhmes with PATTY noh? that’s odd. 

The Horror that is Unit 110

I’ve always liked this guy who’s renting one of my units. He is Korean. I often see him after a shower wearing only a towel, a teeny weeny Goodmorning towel. I think its the kind jeepney drivers wear around their necks. What a sight!

Things aren’t good between us now. He has refused to pay his rent. He wants to use up his remaining deposit because he is vacating the unit at the end of the month. We usually give back the deposit only after everything has been fixed. I am so pissed at his smelly Kimchi ass.

This problem started out when I he overheard me making a comment about Sandara Park. I don’t even remember what it was about. I was just talking to Patty, having one of our romantic dinners. We usually eat daing na bangus. Patty cooks the best daing na bangus. Makes me wet sometimes. Joke joke joke! Maiba tayo, tumataba na ata ako. I gained 11.5lbs. Sarap ni Patty.

 Going back, I hate Korea. I hate Kimchi. You want to get your deposit, speak to my cat, Ramon. Ramon is a stupid cat. Grrr… I want to eat my cat. 

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